Thought this was cute and wanted to share it!  Thanks Blake Flannery Here is a list of funny new year's resolutions that you can laugh at before you set yourself up for failure this year. Write your own funny new year's resolutions at the bottom of this page, so the list can be even longer. Good luck on your resisting falling into the new year's resolutions trap.
New Year's Celebration

General Funny New Years Resolutions

I will...

1. Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.
2. Stop drinking orange juice after I just brushed my teeth.
3. Stop licking frozen flag poles.
4. Only get divorced and remarried once this year.
5. Watch more movie remakes.
6. Go back to school to avoid paying my student loans.
7. Only eat white snow
8. Keep it to myself that I have trouble with authority when I'm being interviewed.
9. Spend less than $1825 for coffee at Starbucks this year.
10. Claim all my pets as dependents on my taxes